What? Does your life bore you? Are you tired of your job? Do you think they don't pay you enough? Don't complain so much that some people have a worse time than you. Yes, I was thinking about it and there is no doubt: David has the worst job in the world. Spend the year under scorching sun, rain, snow, hail, day and night without rest, without days off, bridges or vacations.
Millions of crazed guiris pass home next year who do nothing but take pictures and touch the balls and there without being able to move or complain.
He never found his life's work, and see that he has tried
On top of that he has more bad luck than the ice age squirrel:
- In 1504 he was stoned by some followers of the Medici.
- In 1512 he was struck by lightning.
- In 1527 he was thrown out a window during a demonstration and when he fell his arm was amputated.
- He was 16 years without the arm.
- In 1843 they cleaned him with hydrochloric acid by removing a protective layer that Miguel Angel, the very wise, had applied with great care and left him exposed to all atmospheric phenomena. Pigeon poops included.
- In 1991 an uncle destroyed a toe by hammering him.
Come on, the poor man is unlucky with the fuck. Well better not to touch this topic ... or better if
Miguel Angel, who was wise but also a bastard, struck him with a height of 5.17 meters that even Gasol looks like a smurf beside him, made him 5.5 tons and that poor David has not even tried a sandwich de nutella in his whole life ... But it seems that when it was time to carve / chisel down there he was not in the mood to work. And I say could not leave the height in 5 meters and the remaining 17 centimeters put them there ... No.
5.17 meters high and 5.5 tons in weight and a whistle of 1.3 cm. With how easy it would have been to put a little leaf ...
So tourists from all over the world look at him with admiration and fascinated by his perfection until his gaze inevitably falls where the sun does not heat, which, to top it off, in David's case, heats up! Men have high self-esteem and women question whether the myth of "Italians do it better" was not really the last slogan of the Berlusconi campaign.
And to finish off the "jewel of David" is one of the most famous souvenirs in Florence.
Send balls! Why your work is not so bad and that the worst job in the world Is it David's?
